Take Me To Church

when you want somebody to fuck you as hard and as rough as possible.

person one: "omg he's so hot"
person two: "i know right? i want him to Take Me To Church.

by tragically_cipher February 9, 2017

take on the team

to suck the dick of, eat out, or have sex with every member of a sports team.

Don't touch that skank ho, man, the Dallas Cowboys were in town last night and she "took on the team".

by Nick D February 23, 2003

i'll take yo manhood

to rape a man in his ass and take his dignity, usually said by a man to another man

"Bitch, i'll take yo man hood"

by ERnie June 21, 2004

Taken

Verb; Transitive
To go on a murderous rampage to get back a kidnapped friend or loved one.

If someone kidnapped my child, I would Taken the SHIT out of him.

or

When Doug was kidnapped, Phil, Stu, and Alan should have gone Taken on everyone instead of going all "Dude Where's My Car?"

by Pseudonamus May 8, 2013

take heat

To take the blame, to get the punishment for something.

Timmy: Hey, whats the answer for number 4?
Teacher: Jimmy! No talking!
Jimmy: Srry

by Kiwi Pomerleau June 3, 2004

takeovr

Legendary weekly electro/dubstep/moombahton/indie dance party with the most in-demand talent in Florida, hosted by Smile For Camera. Every Tuesday at Club Roxy Orlando since 2009.

If you like your music loud and your friends wasted, drop the last "e" and head to Takeovr.

by Ryan Wug August 14, 2011

I take my leave

A polite way of saying goodbye.

John: The coffee was great Mark, my compliments.
Mark: You are being too kind. Do you want some cookies?
John: I'm sorry, but I have a meeting in a few minutes, I take my leave.

by AlbertM August 15, 2009