Turtle Neck

When you cut the tip off the condom and still out it on so the girl thinks she's protected.

Yo, Brian put on a turtle neck and straight jizzed in that bitch

by Asian trio April 8, 2017

Turtle Clap

The moment when you're having sex with your girl while she's on her back and her legs are up, and then you interlock your fingers between her toes. Simulating the ninja turtle high five.

Andres was pounding his lady out while she was on her back and then he gave her the turtle clap.

by Nasty tab September 21, 2017

Turtle head

A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages

Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂

Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head

by LigmaAssBalls August 4, 2018

turtle foot

The new camel toe

Daaam, do you see that turtle foot?!

by mkay_bruh February 7, 2019

Turtle Tracks

Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!

Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.

by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019

Turtle Testicle

An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.

ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.

Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle

by ChristmasLights101 December 1, 2019

Turtle shagger

1. A person who is very bad at shagging
dem hoes

Dude 1: smell yer maw
Dude 2: shut up you turtle shagger

by TheDeadskull777 September 9, 2020