Turd Bailer

Another phrase for booty.

That's a nice turd bailer she's got there.

by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003

polishing the turd

Wasting your time by trying to turn something completely worthless into something that looks good or works well;

also.

trying to hide the deficiencies by dressing up the outer layer

Fixing that opening page is just polishing the turd.

by Bryce's Magic April 07, 2006

Turd-Nugget

A Turd-Nugget can be related to a Chicken McNugget made out of raw Shit. Its texture is composed of both solid and a touch of mild texture keeping it in its structural shape. Its often times used to describe a friend or relative acting like a douche (See Douche for more details).

"Bro, last night, you were being a real turd-nugget"

by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006

make a turd

Description of food that isn't great, but is ok...it'll "make a turd."

The tacos weren't too bad--they'll make a turd.

by Rat Scratch July 09, 2006

turd blossom

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

George Bush is a turd blossom himself.

by Me December 20, 2004

turd taster

Noun-
A person or co-worker who sucks up to the superiors.

"You fucking turd taster, why dont you back off the mans trousers for a minute?"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 07, 2005

Sperm Turd

When a male/female shits out a sperm baby due to the result of a hard ass pounding the night before.

I gave that starfish allyson a sperm turd last night.

by Lord Thaddeus December 14, 2011