Turd Former

The shittiest year to be in - when every other highschooler looks down on you for being such a midget.

Turd formers are generally found sitting in clusters in the quad whinging about how much homework they have, being nerdy, or drinking illegally.

Also rarely known as a "Third Former" (Year 9, Year 10, Freshman)

Turd Former: So I did something really stupid the other day-
Fourth Former: That's because you're a TURD FORMER!!!

Turd Former: All this homework is killing me-
Fourth Former: Stop being such a whinger, TURD FORMER!!!

by Chilled Melonade November 06, 2010

Turd-Nugget

A Turd-Nugget can be related to a Chicken McNugget made out of raw Shit. Its texture is composed of both solid and a touch of mild texture keeping it in its structural shape. Its often times used to describe a friend or relative acting like a douche (See Douche for more details).

"Bro, last night, you were being a real turd-nugget"

by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006

polishing the turd

Wasting your time by trying to turn something completely worthless into something that looks good or works well;

also.

trying to hide the deficiencies by dressing up the outer layer

Fixing that opening page is just polishing the turd.

by Bryce's Magic April 07, 2006

make a turd

Description of food that isn't great, but is ok...it'll "make a turd."

The tacos weren't too bad--they'll make a turd.

by Rat Scratch July 09, 2006

turd blossom

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

George Bush is a turd blossom himself.

by Me December 20, 2004

Sperm Turd

When a male/female shits out a sperm baby due to the result of a hard ass pounding the night before.

I gave that starfish allyson a sperm turd last night.

by Lord Thaddeus December 14, 2011

Rocket Turd

A long turd that shoots down the toilet and into the hole, like a rocket

Sharpie: Anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump

Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?

by Alphabet's Turd June 26, 2011