A life-threatening and highly contagious lung infection that spreads and contaminates the respiratory system until it infects the blood system and is transported up the carotid artery. It then attacks the nervous system and causes the medulla oblongota to spontaneously implode. This leaves a black hole inside the skull.
The following people have died from tubercucancer:
~Leonardo Da Vinci,
~Hitler,
~"Mikey" (from the LIFE commercials),
~Tom Landry,
~Elvis,
~David Hasselhoff's career,
~Christopher Reeves,
~Anne Frank,
~DJ Jazzy Jeff,
~Kurt Cobain,
~Bob Ross,
~Helen Keller,
~Ricardo Montalban, &
~Right Said Fred
The following people have died from tubercucancer:
~Leonardo Da Vinci,
~Hitler,
~"Mikey" (from the LIFE commercials),
~Tom Landry,
~Elvis,
~David Hasselhoff's career,
~Christopher Reeves,
~Anne Frank,
~DJ Jazzy Jeff,
~Kurt Cobain,
~Bob Ross,
~Helen Keller,
~Ricardo Montalban, &
~Right Said Fred
Example 1
Dad: "Hey...Your mom has tubercucancer."
Son: "Oh no! That's the worst kind."
Dad: "Yeah. You should probably come home."
Son: "Ok. But I think I infected her with it..."
Dad: "Then you probably shouldn't come home."
Example 2
Guy: "Dang it...My iTunes just broke. This is worse than the time my mom had tubercucancer."
Friend: "If only she were here now."
Other Friend: "SWEET! Ninja Warrior's on!"
Dad: "Hey...Your mom has tubercucancer."
Son: "Oh no! That's the worst kind."
Dad: "Yeah. You should probably come home."
Son: "Ok. But I think I infected her with it..."
Dad: "Then you probably shouldn't come home."
Example 2
Guy: "Dang it...My iTunes just broke. This is worse than the time my mom had tubercucancer."
Friend: "If only she were here now."
Other Friend: "SWEET! Ninja Warrior's on!"
by sc10 November 16, 2007
Get the tubercucancer mug.A homemade construction, often made from a water bottle or a toilet paper roll; the purpose for a b-tube is to exchange the smell of marijuanna for that of fabric softner. A b-tube is made of a tube with pieces of fabric softner inside. The word b-tube has derrived from 'bounce tube,' refereing to Bounce, a fabric softner company.
Example 1:
Edgar: Yo esse, it's starting to reek in here
Chale: No problem holmes, we'll just start using the b tube
Example 2:
Harry: Yo man, do you have an fabric softner?
Tom: Yeah, why do you need it?
Harry: oh, no biggie, i'm just blazing in my room, and i dont want it to smell too much.
Edgar: Yo esse, it's starting to reek in here
Chale: No problem holmes, we'll just start using the b tube
Example 2:
Harry: Yo man, do you have an fabric softner?
Tom: Yeah, why do you need it?
Harry: oh, no biggie, i'm just blazing in my room, and i dont want it to smell too much.
by Yalts March 30, 2008
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Get the yefim tuberman mug.The art of using a rifle mounted grenade launcher. Commonly used in such video games as the Call of Duty franchise. This action in the gaming world is frowned upon by the more advanced gamers as it is most often used by "noobs" or gamers new to the game.
When playing Call of Duty; Modern Warfare 2 and you're on a decent kill streak and another gamer, of a lower rank, launches a grenade (via noob tube) in your general direction, without any sort of aim or skill, and kills you by sheer luck.
by powdrtostman December 11, 2009
Get the noob tube mug.Tubestroker: a US Marine who decides "Fuckit!" and chooses the Infantry Mortar-man MOS, 0341. He is therefore entitled to absolutely nothing and sits on his ass in Afghanistan waiting for a fire mission. Way to spend four years, Marines.
by yournamegeoff June 16, 2018
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sazz: how did u get dat ?
max: i tube jacked it...
sazz: how did u get dat ?
max: i tube jacked it...
by Dilin Nair December 20, 2008
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I tuberaped bob.
by Versipellis September 27, 2009
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