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the touch

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in any way, shape, or form.
I did the touch with your mom last night.
by freakmastercorndog June 14, 2005
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Tip Touch

When two males double penetrate a women in the vagina and the ass, and their penises tear through the inner wall and touch tip to tip, thus calling it a Tip Touch. Consumating the Tip Touch with a high five is recomended.
Andy and Marcus high fived each other after they Tip Touched in Christine.
by ChirpsMcGirps December 14, 2010
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htc touch pro

i paid $600 for this piece of shit that locks up, buttons sporadically work, and does whatever it wants to do--slowly. if i press txt, the internet comes up 12 seconds later

oh, you have an htc touch pro? sorry for ya suckajack!!
by classic1979 April 24, 2009
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go touch some grass

The only argument antis have against us.
Larrie: *shows endless proof*
Anti: Ugh... Uhmmm.... I- Uhh IT´S FAKE GO TOUCH SOME GRASS!!!
by ibestlouie July 20, 2021
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foot touch

Symptom -
That awkward moment when two peoples feet touch under the table without intention. This scenario is worsened when it involves same sex heterosexual, family members or strangers. The two 'touchers' are left to wonder if it was intentional or an accident and this crisis becomes dramatically worse is eye contact is made directly after the even.

Treatment -
The touchers can rectify the situation with one of the following solutions -
1 immediately apologizes for kicking the other person, loud enough for the entire surrounding audience to hear
2 immediately leave the table for a considerable amount of time
3 remove the entire foot (note - do not then give the other 'toucher' the removed foot as this can, in some cultures, be a threatening sign)
Friend one - you know we went out for dinner last weekend
Friend two - ye?
Friend one - me and you dad foot touched
Friend two - what?!
Friend one - oh its ok though man, i've cut off the foot...
Friend two - nice! I was wondering why i was visiting you in hospital.
Friend one - ye its... wait, did we just...
Friend two - ... yup, pretty sure that was my foot...
Friend one - i KNEW i should have cut off both, god DAM it!
by man with no feet September 5, 2009
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National butt touch day

On April 12 I can touch a girls ass but no grab only if they allow u to so ask first
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Ipod Touch

Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player.

You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.

The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".
by TArne February 10, 2009
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