Fake Beef

A purposely faked fight or argument created for comedic purposes

I hope trump sticks to only fake beef with north korea because I really don't wanna go boom.

by DLoCo September 14, 2018

Rip the Beef

ripping the beef ripped the beef

A loud, violent fart.

Damn, did you hear John rip the beef?

by Fickle9 June 1, 2018

beef tank

A beef tank is a muscley man girls call to move out of a house/ mansion. These beef tanks are all over the place and are ready to pack at the snap of your fingers.

Look at that beef tank move that chair!

ALSO, go next door to ask that black beef tank to help you move your shit.

Who needs Meathead Movers when you have a beef tank!

by beeftanknation June 6, 2018

Head Beefing

The act of brushing another person’s hair very hard in a frustrated manner to the point of causing scalp pain. The phrase is derived from the comparison of the hairbrushing to tenderizing a piece of beef.

Mom was usually very stressed getting the children ready for church, therefore they often got their heads beefed.

Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.

by Hussy from the zoo January 1, 2023

Riding The Beef

Being in county lockup

Yo man, I was riding the beef, I was in county back then!

by Baxters January 16, 2022

Skid-beef

Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.

For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.

by Oxbig January 30, 2021

Beef bat

Dark colored vagina lips

Her beef bat was flappin

by Polish bill February 5, 2021