Uber

by Ima chicken January 22, 2017
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It's hard to feel bad for someone that gets in the wrong car twice before getting murdered. The driver of the second car might not be right for murdering the girl, but she was a questionable kind of person for wandering around not knowing what the fuck was going on, as you would have to be to get in the wrong car not once but twice before the incident. There's no law that says people have to be forgiving and friendly to every moron with no common sense.
A legit uber driver has a bright neon blue sign on their car that says uber, in case some moron like that girl that died is wandering around lost and can't find the driver. The uber sign seems effective enough for most people that use uber instead of an old fashioned taxi.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
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An excessive amount of; over stimulized
That city swan was uber dirty.
That pool was uber awesome.
by Lina43019971115 January 16, 2012
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an adjective to describe what it feels like when you go outside and you find it's much colder than you anticipated
by Midwest Mom March 27, 2009
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Short for ÜberCharge (for Medic) in Team Fortress 2; most commonly used in competitive play.
ÜberCharge: A special ability that the Medic builds up by healing that will give different buffs depending on the medigun (usually invincibility).
The enemy medic has uber!
by radayrk August 29, 2023
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A ride-sharing service for whenever you can't get a taxi.
Timmy Turner: I can't find any taxis, I'll just use Uber.
*Gets kidnapped by Uber driver*
by fakename06 January 06, 2019
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Peewee's favorite thing to consume, well strippers and uber are his favorite, anyways the definition of Uber is Coke, Cocaine, Yayo, blow, snow, white, powder, dust, flake, cola, bump, line, etc.
Mr. Peewee once quoted "FYI my bday is tomorrow 🤷🏽 ♂️🤷🏽 ♂️ not saying I want gifts 🎁 but u guys know what I like 😂😂 " "UBER, and lapdances, oh and chinitas"

Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"

Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"

Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"

Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.
by Mr. Rogus December 14, 2018
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