Titty Exam

What you do to a girl to determine size if you're blind or horny.
1. Slap her titties.
2. See if they move.
3. Run if she noticed.
* If her boobs do not move, she is either flat-chested or......you slapped the wrong spot.
* If you're blind and try this, be sure you hear a girl's voice while you're doing it.

Man: "Need a titty exam?"

Lady: "What's that?"

Man: "I'll show you."

by RebelDroomzyD June 30, 2014

Titty Pits

Refers to the crevice located beneath moobs where sweat and dead skin cells create a playground for bacteria, and can create body odor unlike any armpit.

"What's that smell? Are you wearing deodorant at all?"
"Yes, I am... *sniff sniff* Oh, it's my titty pits."

by LiLi Shmet May 23, 2010

skitty titties

When someones titties are really rough and they make a "skit" sound when they rub together

"Yo girl you have some skitty titties. I heard you on the treadmill the other day and all i heard was "skit skit skit." You might cause a fire with all that friction girl!

by pooplicker420 May 31, 2018

titty flappers

When u so fat ur Tittys flapping like dumbos ears

U seen him yeah he's a lardass he's got titty flappers

by Grass man September 18, 2017

titty chip

A chip that falls on your titties/in your cleavage.

Shit, I just dropped a chip on my boobs. Titty chip!!!

by EL's June 7, 2017

Titties Be Poppin'

Referring to a woman (or man) who has noticeably large, poppin' tits. Even with a shirt on, in which these fat tits are so big, they could even pop outa there shirt from just walking normally. Easier to tell if simeone has titties that may be poppin' if you see large poppin nipples.

Example no.1
You: so I heard from the grapevine that your Titties Be Poppin' , is that true?
Me: no, no, my tities are not poppin' , I pop the titties.
Example no.2
"Ive gotta say man, your girlfriends Titties be Poppin' tonight, I'm jealous!"

by Wizard P Titties January 12, 2018

Titty Cunt

Generally used as a term for cleavage. Also used as an insult. This word originated in Akron, OH.

"DAAAAMMMMNN!!! She is showing some titty cunt today!!"

"Let's throw something in her titty cunt."

"Why'd you have to do that you fuckin titty cunt!!!???!?"

by gary the bum March 30, 2009