Secrets Tides

A resort in the Dominican Republic with beautiful beaches, restaurants and pools. The occasional swinger can be found at the preferred pool bubbler spa, so be ready to disrobe and fornicate.

Secrets Tides is a great place to vacation, or get accidentally pregnant.

by Binoc9 June 23, 2024

Secret Corndog

When a man keeps his penis a secret so nobody will know he has a penis.

"Now, don't go telling anyone about that secret corndog!"

by Ur Especially Secret Corndog July 17, 2017

secret tap

The "secret tap" is a special gesture communicated by a hockey linesman to the head referee for when he wants a minor penalty called on the play. Often used to make minor hockey games more interesting or by lesser qualified referees leaning on the linesmens help.

Logan often had to use the "secret tap" with Alex as he missed multiple infractions per period.

by The Mr. Wonderful February 4, 2017

Secret Tek

A secret technique, related to Tek. This may be mocking or genuine appreciate of a manoeuvre that is clearly quite impressive.

Everyone thought he had played his last turn, but then he played the secret tek.

by Errant July 23, 2004

Secret Bitch

When you start to wonder if your partner is actually a manipulative bitch and you just never noticed before now.

Can also be applied to yourself (i.e. "am I actually a secret Bitch and I never noticed?")

"Mark said it was fine but then later he was really stroppy. I'm beginning to wonder if I've married a Secret Bitch."

by mbebs October 10, 2021

loaded secret

When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.

(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)

JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.

EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.

by bucky242 January 7, 2012

secret NASA

Secret NASA,a space program.

Secret NASA made a big discovery today.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019