Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 1, 2019

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Ex-boyfriend

1.Someone that u kiss tgen goes of and flurts with your best friend then says they never did even when he did it right in front of you
2.you dump him then a week later you se him again and u ether fall for him again or u just want to kill him or both

3.you want to kill him because he cheated on you but you still like hem even tho you brock up with him

Boyfriend: I love you so much and I will never do enything to hurt you or your feelings
1 week later: you catch your boyfriend flirting with another girl

Your boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend

by Illy illy December 7, 2019

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Ex-jected

When all of your friends reject you to go hang out with your ex

Shit, how do I tell her we already made plans for Sunday? Just tell her she's been ex-jected.

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019

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Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer

Grumpy Man.

"That dude is such an Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer!"

by Mayflower Man April 11, 2019

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Expose ex day

Expose all your worst exs who had did you dirty on August 14. They deserve to be exposed for doing dirty.

Happy national expose ex day

by Warrior_lynn14 August 14, 2019

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ex boyfriend

an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!

A: i like your ex boyfriend.
B: that makes me uncomfortable.

by im_fine123 December 15, 2017

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