ex boyfriend

He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.

I should of known my ex boyfriend wasn't going to marry me but I had to learn the hard way.

by MCBL March 5, 2017

national ex day

the day where you hit up an ex or your favorite ex or the one you would go back with 🤷 ♂️they can guess which one they are if they want

her: hey
him: ?
her: it’s national ex day and i wanna get back together or some shit
him: say less😏

by vxn96 August 2, 2021

Not-so-ex

When you had a thing with a guy/girl and the two of you were very close and were almost practically dating but for some reasons you never ended up putting a label on it.

-You'll never guess who I just passed, my not-so-ex!

-Omg, that guy you had a thing with but never ended up dating?
-Yeah... Him... And just to be clear, the girl over there is the one who ruined our so-called relationship...

by ZophSoph July 4, 2020

Jaimes ex

A reference to taking the trash out to a republic service trash bin.

Hey I'm taking jaimes ex outside

by Kingdomofeleven December 19, 2020

Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 1, 2019

ex-slax

Shorts that have been cut from a pair of pants, i.e. cutoffs.

That guy's wearing ex-slax cut from Dockers.

by ll00l0l January 23, 2011

Clingy Ex-Girlfriend

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life

"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"

by Paewj2 November 17, 2022