purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)

James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior

by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003

Last-word warriors

A person that finds an overwhelming need to ensure they have the last-word in an argument..

Last-word warriors.

Jane: that's not true..
Michelle: Yeah it is so!
Jane: What ever, I don't care..
Michelle: Good.
Jane: I'm going to bed.
Michelle: ..

by Cpt Yuki October 20, 2011

purple headed warrior

my wang

Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

One Stroke Warrior

When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.

Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."

by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018

Warm up warrior

A warmup warrior is a person that sprints the warmups. This could be in any team sport from track to swimming. These people are usually slow in the main part of the practice and dislikes by others.

1: Dang, Karly is such a warm up warrior
2:Yeah, it’s super annoying, wait till the main set

by Popculture February 1, 2019

Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot

A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.

I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.

by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022

waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016