shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.

Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?

by geekJoeB August 20, 2019

Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.

"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"

by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011

Shark Taco

Shark Taco- A Hot Girl who wears a Shark Costume for Pajamas

Look at that Shark Taco over there....She's a Hotty!

by Chills1980 July 13, 2018

Shard shark

A meth head looking to score some shards and get sharded

When little billy went to the play ground we was attached by a group of shard sharks. That were after his shards .

by anonymous September 21, 2020

Man shark

A man wearing nylon, in particular black milk clothing.

A man who supports the purchase or sporting of black milk, either financially or emotionally.

"my man shark surprised me by binning everything from my wishlist! Here's a penalty pic of him wearing his new galaxy shooter."

by Kimberly sparkles January 21, 2017

Pussy Shark

When your eating a hairy pussy and you use your nose to part the hair like a shark fin.

I had to pussy shark her bush to eat her pussy last night

by JuniorP April 3, 2022

Dorm-shark

A middle aged man who goes back to college and lives in freshman housing.

"Dude, your roommate is so old."
"Yeah man, what a fucking dorm-shark."

by #dormsharkmovie September 11, 2014