go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009
Get the north american lightning rodmug. Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.
1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."
"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015
Get the measuring rodmug. It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with
by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021
Get the Daytona curtain rodmug. In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.
by Hondo99 December 11, 2023
Get the A-Rodmug. by ILCilikecoal July 24, 2025
Get the hot rod duncanmug. by i eat uranium fuel rods July 28, 2022
Get the uranium fuel rodsmug. An extremely long and heavy fishing rod and reel used by Asian peeps to catch fish off bridges or bluffs. You can find these at Wal-Mart or pawn shops in the south but most people won't recognize them by their name.
by popa bob June 10, 2017
Get the gooker rodmug.