Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
by looart January 4, 2020
Get the couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.mug. Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois April 7, 2006
Get the If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?mug. by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
Get the Cockroach Puddingmug. by A1burt December 4, 2020
Get the Apple Puddingmug. by Baller7264RN May 9, 2017
Get the old pudding ballsmug. An Iconic character from Robot Chicken (on the network Adult Swim).
Quotes:
“Blam! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding!”
"This tastes like moose dick! I gotta go home; some asshole tried to kill me, so that asshole is gonna get my boot up his asshole."
"What's up, fucknuts? Damn, I haven't seen this much white hair since Steve Martin sucked Leslie Nielsen's dick - allegedly."
"One more lie outta that shit-nozzle you call a mouth, and I'll leave a boot print in your front butt!"
"Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls into your fat-ass wife's cigar cutter, you quibbling bowl of pickle dicks!"
Quotes:
“Blam! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding!”
"This tastes like moose dick! I gotta go home; some asshole tried to kill me, so that asshole is gonna get my boot up his asshole."
"What's up, fucknuts? Damn, I haven't seen this much white hair since Steve Martin sucked Leslie Nielsen's dick - allegedly."
"One more lie outta that shit-nozzle you call a mouth, and I'll leave a boot print in your front butt!"
"Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls into your fat-ass wife's cigar cutter, you quibbling bowl of pickle dicks!"
by JessimoRW January 30, 2024
Get the Bitch Puddingmug. by peskycritter February 4, 2018
Get the The Pudding Clubmug.