the act of posting to a social networking cite a depressing post in order get pity from the opposite sex
by kc crozz December 17, 2011
Get the pity postmug. A useless detail involving Army privates which gives shitbag soldiers the chance to leave work early and fly under the radar, pick up peoples trash, and work on weekends and holidays. (Usually found in Ft. Bragg, NC.)
"You are such a scumbag soldier, I'm putting you on Post Police for a month."
"You are the most fucked up of Sergeants, I'm making you in charge of Post Police."
"You are the most fucked up of Sergeants, I'm making you in charge of Post Police."
by SSG MATHIS December 2, 2004
Get the Post Policemug. This is one of other words with post, indicating to depression after having mail delivered that can make you feel restless, anxious, fatigued and worthless
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
Get the post-partummug. When a friend on a social networking site leaves a comment on your status update that blocks all other friends from leaving further comments.
My aunt totally post-blocked me on fb when she wrote that god had the only real answer I was seeking. Nobody's going to comment on that one now!
by ahwrite December 17, 2011
Get the post-blockmug. To sit somewhere or lay down watching t.v with a laptop (optional) and doing nothing for extended periods of time, without a care in the world.
by The Johnster1324233 February 15, 2009
Get the post up mug. A meeting where depts. discuss a major system failure after its resolved to figure out what went wrong and what could be improved.
by liz_qa June 22, 2006
Get the post mortemmug. We were so horney there was no time for fore play before sex, so we decided to have post play after sex!
by Tom Wisnieski March 6, 2008
Get the Post Playmug.