pity post

the act of posting to a social networking cite a depressing post in order get pity from the opposite sex

dude you see Roberts ridiculous pity post he posted on facebook the other day??

by kc crozz December 17, 2011

Post Police

A useless detail involving Army privates which gives shitbag soldiers the chance to leave work early and fly under the radar, pick up peoples trash, and work on weekends and holidays. (Usually found in Ft. Bragg, NC.)

"You are such a scumbag soldier, I'm putting you on Post Police for a month."
"You are the most fucked up of Sergeants, I'm making you in charge of Post Police."

by SSG MATHIS December 2, 2004

post-partum

This is one of other words with post, indicating to depression after having mail delivered that can make you feel restless, anxious, fatigued and worthless

She suffered from a post-partum effect after having e-mail delivered.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

post-block

When a friend on a social networking site leaves a comment on your status update that blocks all other friends from leaving further comments.

My aunt totally post-blocked me on fb when she wrote that god had the only real answer I was seeking. Nobody's going to comment on that one now!

by ahwrite December 17, 2011

post up

To sit somewhere or lay down watching t.v with a laptop (optional) and doing nothing for extended periods of time, without a care in the world.

"Yo man. I just got outta class. I'm bout to post up for the rest of the night."

by The Johnster1324233 February 15, 2009

post mortem

A meeting where depts. discuss a major system failure after its resolved to figure out what went wrong and what could be improved.

Feel free to suggest improvements at today's post mortem meeting.

by liz_qa June 22, 2006

Post Play

postplay: it's foreplay but after sex!

We were so horney there was no time for fore play before sex, so we decided to have post play after sex!

by Tom Wisnieski March 6, 2008