Patty Poo

Very cute person

Pikachu is such a patty poo.

by Godfather_aka_Jesus July 28, 2012

swimming poo

When you fill an entire empty swimming pool with feces (preferably diarrhea, for its natural liquid like quality, although a few solid turns are nice for ensuring the pool stays shitty). Laxatives and milk of magnesia are useful for kicking the party off right. This is typically achieved by gathering 45 or so people (although this COULD be achieved with 36 people, butt with more difficulty). This is typically done for the purpose of a poo party. once it is filled guests are expected to cannon ball in and hold their breath in the "water" for as long as they can once submerged. Fucking in the waters of the swimming poo is not only welcomed, but encouraged.

Alright the swimming poo is browned and ready, last one in is a rotten egg!

this poo party is awesome, I'm glad we have such a nice swimming poo to kick back and relax in

by big bobs house of feces October 9, 2023

Tang Poo

An indicted, shit-for-brains former US President with a grotesque orange hue. He is the laughingstock of world politics, shunned by every living former President for obvious reasons.

Tang Poo thinks he’s God’s gift to the White House, but he’s been indicted six times and counting already. You can’t run a country from the federal lockup.

by The Real Canadian September 5, 2023

Socky-poo

When your daddy think's you're pretty.

My name, my name is Socky-poo. My daddy says I'm pretty.

by xXx_BluCrabRDyin_XxX August 11, 2016

Fluttering poos

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.

My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.

by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022

Crusty poo

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off

The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out

by Chris2603 November 11, 2016

Poo laser

Forceful, violent, watery diarrhea.

Buttered coffee is good, unless you're lactose intolerant and have a resistance to java. Then, it becomes a poo laser.

by driverone January 13, 2014