Jon Jon Chang

An really really cute Asian guy with black hair and tiny eyes, who is caring and funny.

-Mirror, mirror, who is the hottest guy in the world?
- "Jon Jon Chang"

by DictionarySuperMan December 17, 2011

nothing has changed

Durchhalteparolen pt 389

nothing has changed. i am still here. waiting for you to come out of this shithole. theres people waiting for you on the other side. its not perfect but its alright.

by Krkič February 11, 2021

Ching Chang Chong

A phrase understood universally by Asians as as a Non-Asian person confessing about their sexual attraction to a parent.

Example:
Steve (a non-Asian person) says “Ching Chang Chong” to Joe (an Asian person). Joe understands this as Steve stating “I am sexually attracted to my parent.”

by NoSuchThingAsRace June 12, 2022

Texas Lane Change

To change from the far most left lane of the interstate, to the far most right lane at a high rate of speed, in an attempt to make the exit. Typically occurs on Texas Interstates such as I-45, I-10, etc.

“Whoa bro, watch out this guys doing 95 to try and make the exit!” “Damn, he almost hit me doing that Texas lane change!”

by Coolsno September 11, 2022

Mexican Change Purse

An item that is very popular on a shelf that is so coveted, it is stolen often.

I drooled over the fine craftsmanship of a mexican change purse

by Mexican Change Purse Thief November 1, 2006

the game has changed

A blanket statement used in a situation where one party intentionally acts against the wishes of another party, despite initially agreeing to their terms. Broad enough to confuse the target, but vague enough to deter any further questioning. For maximum effect it should be said with an air of mysterious confidence.

Guy 1: "What's the deal bro? I called dibs on that chick, and now you're chatting her up?"

Guy 2: "The game has changed, my friend. Now run along, I'm working here."

Guy 1: "...Whatever, man."

by Douche E. Crew November 29, 2011

Chump Change Challenge

The Chump Change Challenge is when a male or female takes whatever loose change they have, heat them up until red, place them on penis or vagina and try to chump(ejaculate)

“My girl didn’t know what to eat so we settled it with a Chump Change Challenge”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018