ugly sunday

If you wake up on Sunday morning and know you have nothing to do, you will spend the entire day in your pyjama and won't take a shower or even brush your teeth because no one will see you.

Me: "You know Brian, this cool guy, who is always so good-looking?"

Friend: "Sure."

Me: "I thought I'd surprise him and take him out to dinner yesterday evening, but when I saw him, I was shocked. It looked like he had an ugly sunday."

Friend: "Omgzz!"

by alexisafterclap January 9, 2010

un-ugly

Bitch if you are ugly….. just don’t mf the fuck 😂🤣🤣👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾🤷🏾 ♀️🤷🏾 ♀️🤷🏾 ♀️ I don’t make the rules

This bitch was hating on me last year and you still ugly… just get un-ugly like me asf 🤣😂😍😘

by Al333.x March 28, 2021

The Ugly Duckling

This one becomes a goose, not a swan. Forever a mockery of reality.

This is a special definition for a humanities teacher who I call a counter-intuitive bastard who thinks she’s a fucking dictator. She’d pair well with Mr. UnClean. Together, they could rule Auschwitz in harmony and perfect duality. 🖕🏼❤️🖕🏼

“Shit. We have The Ugly Duckling for a teacher this year. Welp, Imma hang myself.”

by adopt a toblerone March 2, 2020

DARIUS IS UGLY

ITS A FACT DARIUS IS UGLY

Yo did you know Darius is ugly

by ThisGuySaucy July 6, 2019

Ugly Mirror

A mirror, usually set in a bathroom, that makes you look worse than you actually do. This can be due to bad lighting, warps in the mirror, or a number of other causes.

I should have checked to see if this house had an ugly mirror before moving in.

by evanrose_ August 27, 2009

Ugly Here

A term used to describe the atmosphere in a room after a father has walked in on his daughter getting gang banged.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Ugly Dumpling

The ugly Asian girlfriend of a good looking non-Asian guy.

What's that good looking guy doing with that Ugly Dumpling?!

by Dee-Bag June 2, 2014