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Techno Toe

A jammed toe which was sustained via listening to dark and dirty techno is called a Techno Toe. Techno Toes are more likely to be contracted settings where the techno being played is too good (Bedroom, Club, Festival) resulting in the subject losing control of their podiatry functions, resulting in subjects often bumping their toes into hard surfaces (such as tables, platforms, walls) or even more commonly, getting stepped on by other members in the audience.
Person 1: Omg what happened to your toe?

Person 2: I'm okay, the DJ was just throwing down too many bangers and unfortunately, I gave myself techno toe.
by idontgoplaces September 6, 2022
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Technocide

When your technology is doing what you want and won't do as it's told, despite having, or not having, a voice interface and you decide you're GOing to FUCKing KILL IT!
Yes Your Honour, the defendant did indeed obliterate his smartphone. After aggressively smashing it against a wall, yelling at it until red in the face, and then jumping up and down on it until it ceased functioning, the accused stated it was a crime of passion motivated by Alexa...
It's one of the worst cases of Technocide this court has come across.
by EvileDNA September 7, 2022
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techno scene

A culture and sector of the music industry that revolves around electronic dance music, usually techno. Including all cultural, social and functional aspects of techno music.
I was born for the techno scene. The techno scene in <place> is wild!
by TimmyTam60065 September 18, 2022
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Technoblade

The second worst thing that has happened to these orphans
How did Technoblade become the mayor of skyblock?
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Technocommunism

Ideology or "hibrid" maded by DrFrank#5840 in which society the machines give each one by their necesities.
"Technocommunism is comming for give all humans free products."
by DrFrank#5840 April 28, 2023
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Technoblade

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023
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Technoblade

A technoblade was a famous minecraft youtuber from Dream SMP and Bedwars. In june 30 2022. Technoblade passed away from cancer and death video was so long nerds.

Technoblade never dies

Person 1: Yo, Did you remenber Technoblade got died of cancer?

Person 2: Yeah man, That's sad bro.

Person 3: I'm going to cry now.
by AlanniesGacias June 20, 2023
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