by kayada13 March 31, 2010
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. Overrated, overexposed grown woman who can't get over her long-gone high school days. Claims to be a "country" singer when she's from Pennsylvania and her songs are nothing but manufactured pop music made for radio, with a bit of banjo and fake country twang thrown in here and there.
Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.
But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-shit crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.
Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.
But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-shit crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.
Ten years from now:
Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night?
Juliet Vomitus: Yeah! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.
Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night?
Juliet Vomitus: Yeah! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.
by isisnyc November 23, 2009
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. A victoria secret angel since 2015, a beautiful and nice high fashion, editorial model. She has the most stunning face in victoria's secret. She has over 9 million followers on instagram being one of the most followed angels in vs.
girl 1: Do you know who taylor hill is?
girl 2: YAH, she is gorgeous, she has one of the most stunning faces i've ever seen.
girl 2: YAH, she is gorgeous, she has one of the most stunning faces i've ever seen.
by alissaisbae.erikaishoe. October 26, 2017
Get the Taylor Hillmug. usually a blonde girl.
name orginates from scotland.
if you ever meet a taylor you will want to straight away be her friend they are usually attractive in the arse area.
name orginates from scotland.
if you ever meet a taylor you will want to straight away be her friend they are usually attractive in the arse area.
DUDE 1. oh my god, look at taylor brady's backside!
DUDE 2. im not looking at her backside im looking at her frontside.
DUDE 2. im not looking at her backside im looking at her frontside.
by chicks and dudes January 7, 2009
Get the taylor bradymug. 1. The act of publicly humiliating a guy after he breaks up with you making him ashamed to go out in public
1. OMG I canot belive he dumped you in a 24 second phone call you need to do some serious Taylor Swiftin
by Alanan February 19, 2010
Get the Taylor Swiftinmug. A 20 year old, who acts like a 9 year old, that sounds like a dying ferret with down syndrome. Her "music" appeals to young, insecure, tone deaf individuals who for some reason think she can ACTUALLY sing, and for some reason, each of her terrible and annoying songs have lyrics that are so simplistic and boring it makes you want to cut your ears off.
by Sampsonlong March 29, 2010
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. by jesse inall February 7, 2022
Get the paige taylormug.