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Tarnie

Shmelly, Short, Shark.
Occasionally entertaining.
-THJN-
Fella 1: I have a really cool thing at home!
Fella 1: same.
(fella 1 is skitz)
mmmmm, Tarnie.
by SigmaBoiAxel February 9, 2025
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Tankie

Based off several years of internet usage, the word most commonly refers to leftists who have committed the unforgiveable sin of disliking your favorite streamer.
John: Did you see the latest Douch debate
Erik: The genocide apologist who wants to abolish the age of consent? Gross, no.
John: Whoah didn't realize you were a fucking tankie dude
by Soviet Battle Disco April 17, 2025
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Tanner

A guy who overall loves hockey, he’s a real good goalie, and has the fattest cock you’ll ever see, he’s funny, trustworthy, and will always be the for you. He’s also got a crazy eight pack, and did I mention fat dick
by Hello my good friend May 26, 2025
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Tanner

A bigot who has relations with goats.
“Don’t let that Tanner in the petting zoo, he’s not safe around livestock!”
by Thoringar June 8, 2025
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Tanxiety

Noun.

What you would refer to as a “bottom” being afraid of underperforming under spotlight in Final Fantasy 14.
I don't wanna play Dark Knight, I have massive tanxiety
by Teemo Vanderleeden September 17, 2025
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Tannertism

The condition where you constantly lie and deny allegations and blame it on another person without thinking.
Are you sure you don't have tannertism? You just blamed Michael for something you did the third time this week.
by bigboylilballs October 5, 2025
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Tannerlope

Similar to an Antelope, a golden retriever-like even toed hoofed mammal belonging to the Tanidae family with a tannish complexion and antlers. Some notable traits of the Tannerlope are the fear of God and that it is often spotted near prides of Tigers. When Tannerlopes find a mate they typically mate for life and are beat by their wife.
Driver: what the hell just jumped in front of my car?

Passenger: I'm not sure but it looked like a Tannerlope
by Thefucker94 February 19, 2026
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