closet Canadian

Literally anyone in Minnesota

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians

by FruitSnacks2 September 06, 2021

glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.

I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.

by Pug's Sea February 19, 2025

Closet fandom

a person who likes a fandom that’s not anime and is secret about it

I am a closet fandom lover

by Hihelloitsmoi July 20, 2021

closet crawler

A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.

Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.

by Sequoianvda April 01, 2023

Closet thot

Someone who is a closet thot acts like a thot but isn't really a thot.

That girl Asia is such a closet thot. She puts herself out on Instagram but doesn't really take dick

by Thotty111 August 05, 2016

Closet thot

A female who tries really hard to cover up her thot mentality.

"She be acting all respectful, but we all know she is a closet thot"

by Weaponized April 02, 2019

Closet Republican

The kinda guy who lives on the East or West coast (usually high income) and reluctantly votes for the Republicans mostly because he doesn’t want to pay the Democrat’s proposed taxes. He often goes to great lengths to appease his liberal friends in conversation and not let them know who he voted for.

“That guy is such a closet Republican, there’s no way he’s pro taxes with a house like that.”
“He’s such an obvious appeaser, like some closet Republican trying to fit in.”

by Henrey S March 21, 2024