Five Speed Broom 

The transportation device of choice of those who despise water and store eye of newt in jars under their pillows.

The new principal at school parked her five speed broom on the roof of her new office.

Five Speed Broom by ButterflyFlier October 18, 2010

Variable Speed Syndrome 

When a driver can not keep their vehicle at a constant speed, or someone who does not use cruise control causing other drivers to get irritated. Also known as VSS

This idiot on the highway has variable speed syndrome (VSS) and it is making me angry.

Variable Speed Syndrome by Buckrutter89 November 28, 2011

corporate speed

Term used to label the slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.

This process is moving at corporate speed

corporate speed by Thriving July 29, 2013

Jungle Speed 

Marijuana that has been laced with Cocaine, Meth, or PCP.

Dude 1: Yo, this is some dank weed.
Dude 2: Let me get a hit, wait is this clean or jungle speed?
Dude 1: Oh yeah... That's jungle speed man.

Jungle Speed by kintz_09 October 23, 2015

Asian Speed Limit 

when a driver is driviving 10-20 mph under the speed limit on a higher speed roadway usually in the left lane preventing traffic from using the passing lane. Generally a female Asian driver

Oh my god I've been stuck behind this Toyota Minivan going the Asian speed limit for thirty minutes on the 401! for the love of god! Get out of the left lane!!!

Asian Speed Limit by Jaysunn72 December 17, 2016

Stoned Speed 

The speed in which a person responds or reacts when they are stoned.

When you're trying to think of an example for stoned speed, then you get stoned speed.

Stoned Speed by ScoobyDoo @ Shaggy2 January 17, 2017

two speed 

Used to describe people who are incapable, whether through disinterest or the inability to stop, of drinking socially: they either have a single drink, or they get completely shitfaced.

Person 1: Gents, who's up for a few brewskis after work tonight?
Person 2: Great idea, I could really use a couple of bevvies. Should I invite Dave?
Person 1: Nah, it's a Thursday night so you know he'll flake - we'll invite him tomorrow to get absolutely rinsed though!
Person 2: Classic two speed Dave.

two speed by alex101111 July 22, 2017