Spaghetti Demon

Extreme awkwardness or discomfort in social situations. People who often, "Spaghettify" or otherwise act unnatural when speaking with strangers can be classified as "Spaghetti Demons"

Dillon: Hey John? How come when the cashier asked for the money you just kind of stood there and stared at her?
John: I don't know, I just kind of seized up..
Dillon: Jesus John, are you always this much of a Spaghetti Demon?

by Eric The Philosopher May 24, 2017

eddy spaghetti

someone who is not a baseball captain.

Baseball player 1 : Hey i heard coach is making someone the new captain.
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!

by shitatbaseball June 16, 2017

Spaghetti Kid

Someone who is likely to be a school shooter.

Commonly identified by greasy hair, dark clothing, the wearing of trench coats or other winter coats in moderate weather, looks up pictures of guns in class, etc.
Originates from the accumulation of grease in one's that causes the hair to depict strands of spaghetti.

"I sit in front of Sam in chemistry, and I'm scared he's gonna pull out a gun at any moment"

"I know! I hate Spaghetti Kids"

by The Grass Master September 9, 2018

Spaghetti

Some pasta with some fucking sauce

I need some spaghetti

by Big duck boi May 4, 2020

spaghetti draw

When you take a toke off off a joint like you are sucking up a piece of spaghetti

He damn near smoked half the joint in one spaghetti draw.

by Sprocket Davis August 14, 2021

Spaghetti Rice Krispies

Beans

I bought spaghetti Rice Krispies out of SuperValu today!

tf

by cianpoole52 October 28, 2022

Spaghetti Nest Platter

The product of a long, time-consuming 3D print job that fails at some point between the time after you walk away from it and hours before you smell the melted failure hanging in the air and return to find a bed full of tangled, twisted, stringy plastic layers.

I had this print job that was going to take 9 hours. I set everything right, but at some point the printer got bumped and I came back to find a hot Spaghetti Nest Platter.

by PlayOnPlaya January 20, 2021