Social Masturbation

when two or more people are masturbating. this can be back- to-back, in the same room, same car, etc.

Cassidy and Mac participated in social masturbation last night

by Jejejejeja September 4, 2009

social elite

the most supierior social group. they are better than pretty much everyone, or so they think. their weekends are spent texting, myspacing, and going to skatespot, or any other tight places where skateboarders might be. if they ask you to eat lunch with them, you should be honored. you are now on your way to becoming a two faced fake bitch, also know as a social elite :

i really wish the social elite would invite me to have lunch with them, but i don't have a skater boyfriend.

by Sarah Bad April 18, 2008

social chameleon

A person that has the ability to be social with anyone and any setting and still fit in.

In the begining of the night she hung out with her rocker friends, but as the night went on being the social chameleon she was she hung out with her girl hip-hop friends as well.

by SanikkaP October 24, 2006

Social Lubricant

Any legal substance used to improve or enhance the mood of your date. Something that gets your date to open up.. be it her/his mouth; for converation or his/her legs for fornication. A situational substance that removes the friction from the dating process.

She was silent and stoic until we went to Jake's for some social lubricant. After two drinks we were talking about our parents and dancing like it was 1999.

by London Craig November 8, 2006

social needs

Their social needs are being met when the person is developing their communcation skills and are interacting with others. This is one of Maslows steps on his ladder of human needs.

His social needs were met when he was very young in school.

Reference: {Maslow's hierarchy}

by Kara Doss May 8, 2008

Social-Nazi

A Social-Nazi is a social-worker in a position of power and trust who applies abusive or other extreme measures against their “inferior-clients” (victims), that are akin to some of the extreme techniques used by the Nazis against the Untermenchen, the so-called “inferior-classes” of non-Aryan origin during WW-II. Some of their psychopathic police actions are tantamount to legalized torture.

The Social-Nazis threatened me with arrest at the hospital where I took my child after he fell off of his bike and broke his arm.

by K-P January 9, 2009

Social Retard

Person who is having or showing a lack of desire, social education, manners or up-brining to respect time/polite gestures/friendship/companionship/welfare of another members of the human society.

Alex is a social retard who changed his mind and cancelled a date 5 minutes before the dinner.

by OB84Social May 25, 2010