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saddle sniffer

A gentleman whose particular perversion is inhaling the aroma of a lady’s bicycle saddle.
Mr Hook turned the corner onto Sheriff Street, just in time to see Miss Reidy, the new teacher, dismount from her bicycle, a shiny red Raleigh in the Dutch style, and head into the sweet shop. She was in her mid 20s and had started teaching the fourth class in the boys primary school last September, fresh from teacher training college.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
by DCor April 22, 2023
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finger sniffer

One who sniffs their finger. Usually after they itch an unclean crevice on their body.
Aaron stuck his finger in his nut cheese and promptly smelled it. Aaron, you silly finger sniffer.
by Captain Cheesy-poof July 12, 2023
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Packet sniffer

A computer program designed to intercept and analyze network traffic, enabling users to capture and inspect data packets flowing across a network (i.e. internet). People use packet sniffers for troubleshooting, network analysis, but more often than not it is used for unauthorized purposes such as eavesdropping and gathering sensitive information on an unsecured network (think public WiFi hotspots). Popular packet sniffer programs include Wireshark, Tcpdump and Snort.
Concerned about his roommate's secretive behavior, Mark decided to employ a packet sniffer program on their shared Wi-Fi network, hoping to uncover any hidden online activities or personal information being intercepted without consent.
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Slippery sniffer

Licking your finger and sticking it up someone's nostril.
My boyfriend kept ticking me so I gave him a slippery sniffer LoL... He stopped tickling me.
by Amanda686hodges June 3, 2023
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sneaking a pussy sniff

That sweet moment you catch a slight sniff of her pussy odor, without her noticing.
Nonchalantly putting your face in her vaginal area and ever so slightly sniffing. That’s sneaking a pussy sniff
by MadSkills October 31, 2017
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Your auntie sniff pantie

The worst roast to ever exist

When it is said the space time continuum collapses in on itself
Carl: your mum gay
Josh: don’t make me do it

Carl: Do it
Josh your auntie sniff pantie

The universe gets ripped apart
by Xxxnoscopexxx May 13, 2018
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Symphony of Sniffles

When you travel to Japan, in the midst of winter, and you realise no cunt actually blows their snoz in public.
Lez had taken off his headphones on the subway, to take a break from music, only to be greeted by a ‘symphony of sniffles’.
by Cal94 September 19, 2019
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