A sleep and slide is when you perform oral sex with a sleeping woman in order to get her lubricated for penetrative sex.
by Shaymoth May 23, 2014
Where you are so tired you can barely form sentence and usually talk offense to anything anyone says.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go watch some Netflix?
Person 2: EXCUSE ME I AM TRYING TO WASH THIS ANTIQUE SHOW
Person 1: *snorts* You are really sleep addled aren't you?
Person 2: EXCUSE ME I AM TRYING TO WASH THIS ANTIQUE SHOW
Person 1: *snorts* You are really sleep addled aren't you?
by Diana-Rose August 28, 2015
Masturbating for the sole purpose of falling asleep. Used when you have to get a good night's sleep but you're not tired.
Guy 1: Dude I have to go to a job interview tommorrow morning, we shouldn't have chugged all those Red Bulls.
Guy 2: Don't worry. I brought a Playboy, just go sleep-off in the bathroom. You'll be drowzy in no time.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
Guy 2: Don't worry. I brought a Playboy, just go sleep-off in the bathroom. You'll be drowzy in no time.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
by naylordude June 16, 2009
The Sleeping Chocolate (with/without an ace on the inside) - when you fill a large sized condom with chocolate soda and slip inside someone else's ass while they're asleep. The ace on the inside would mean you dropped goldfish on the inside for a little surpirse on the removal
by the_sleeping_chocolate_man November 07, 2010
by Tsmitnig January 17, 2015
The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.
Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.
by sodomicblitz July 28, 2009
-verb
The act of sleeping completely naked in your bed but with your shoes on. Some variations include wearing your socks on your hands and/or putting your underwear on your head.
The act of sleeping completely naked in your bed but with your shoes on. Some variations include wearing your socks on your hands and/or putting your underwear on your head.
"Yo fool...Don't hate just cuz I SLEEP NEKID!"
or
"I SLEEP NEKID WIT MAH SHOES ON N' SHIT!"
or
"Man...it's so awesome to be sleeping nekid!"
or
"I SLEEP NEKID WIT MAH SHOES ON N' SHIT!"
or
"Man...it's so awesome to be sleeping nekid!"
by Th@t CloVeR DuDe November 11, 2008