simpingforkazuichi

my online wife

🕴what is a simpingforkazuichi?
💃it means `online wife` in swaggermcjagger
🕴ah sweet thanks

by kara mcswagger March 27, 2021

similitude

n. a Trekkie with selective memory regarding ethical conundrums in Star Trek

These similitude dudes need to learn to read

by JusticeForSim April 1, 2021

Simpelicous

A cute/hot simp

He is such a Simpelicous

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts April 19, 2021

simple435

A fine lad that drives the infamous Detroit Rally BMW 435i Xdrive. Has pure turbos and is full bolt on. He loves wanking in his car when he's not busy and also he goes munging with his friends.

simple435: Yo bro merium im gonna go to potbelly with my max burbles on and spit at the peasants from my sun roof.

by ZAZAMAN April 27, 2021

Simpile

/simp-uh-lee/

noun

A common figure of speech used to compare simps to something weak, or something that wreaks of desperation.

Jim is such a simp. As a matter of fact, I'm going to use a simpile to describe Jim. Jim bends over backwards for hoes so much that he might as well be a rubber band. I'm going to start calling Jim "Gumby!"

by Regeven McHesp May 15, 2021

simpingformaryeunice

The coolest most funniest mutual I know🤞🏼

Simpingformaryeunice is so mf cool.

by meheartevanpeters June 3, 2021

simping4jack

A hot as hell person who goes by Luciel and has a shit ton of simps (including the one who wrote this)

"Hey have you heard of simping4jack?"
"Yes, they are indeed hot as hell"

by Rumi...Rowan July 5, 2021