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SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies
i just screen freezed the shit of your computer
by PegaASUS December 10, 2019
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Screenility

Noun.

The memory loss and learning impairment associated with a lifestyle consisting of prolongued daily screen use.
"Screenility is particularly common in 21st culture and affects all ages"
by Xellum October 29, 2019
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Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole
Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.
by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019
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Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.
Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.
by Captian Autism December 28, 2019
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Screenbabies

the word used to describe all the children born in the 21st century who are being raised by screens instead of actual parents.
The Screenbabies only want one thing and that thing is just, that a screen.
by King Lemuel December 28, 2019
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Screenshotter

one who is gifted with the ability to screenshot images
I'm a professional Screenshotter.
by Judge Juddy February 13, 2020
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Screenshot rule

The rule that you can only screenshot pictures on the first snap. You can’t replay then screen shot it
Aron- Dont you know the screenshot rule
Eric- that’s the one where u can only screenshot on the original pic right?
by Epic pineapple 89 February 24, 2020
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