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RobertCarrera

He is soo gay its funny.

Hes also a loser who fucks with people.

he should cry himself to sleep every night because no one likes him.
RobertCarrera is an idiot
by CharlesDuwopp October 19, 2008
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Robert Riddel

Captain Robert Riddell (1755 - 1794), was Laird of Friar's Carse, near Dumfries, and a friend of Robert Burns, who made him a collection of his poems which later became famous, and wrote a poem 'Sonnet On The Death Of Robert Riddell' in memory of him when he died.

The Glenriddell Manuscripts, were written for Riddell between 1791 and 1793.

It is known that the poet's friendship with the Riddell family came to an abrupt end in December 1793 as the result of a drunken or unseemly incident at Friar's Carse, the estate owned by Riddell in Nithsdale. The circumstances of this unfortunate incident are shrouded in mystery and uncertainty, but one of the results of the event was the return to the poet - at his own request - of the poetry volume which had already been presented to Riddell; the second had neither been completed nor sent.

In a letter, dated May 1794, to Riddell's sister in which Burns requests the return of the poetry volume, he refers to its contents as 'a collection of all my trifles in verse which I had ever written ... some of them puerile and silly ...'. This is somewhat insincere and in reality Burns was highly aware of the value of his poems, but it shows his keenness to have returned to him a volume he knew to contain a great compilation of some of his best work. After Burns's death the two volumes were sent to his biographer, Dr James Currie.
Tarquin: "I do rather fancy reading some exquisite poetry, dear Quentin."

Quentin: "Oh yes Tarquin, I could reccomend the poetry by the late Robert Burns, which he wrote for his dear friend the late Captain Robert Riddel, Laird of Friar's Carse!"
by johnsmithsgrandnational March 28, 2009
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Robertotron

When a Mexican pothead is cut in half and turned into a robot set on destroying Baby Jonathan
"I am Robertotron! prepare for me to devour Baby Jonathan!"
by Mary-Susan September 15, 2009
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robert karl jahns

A homo sexual kid(s) that don't understand the world and thinks they are cool.
My son is getting bullied at school by a real robert karl jahns
by bubbi December 30, 2009
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Rupert R Norberry

Handcrafted ZONG from the wild outbacks of Australia. Norberry grew up in a kangaroo pouch after being throw out of a Jeep window, so that part of his life was a little crooked (hence he is a zong). The ingenious Aborigines celebrated his life by giving him his original ornamentation, which he still wears today.
Where is Rupert R Norberry today??? :/ ("confusion face")
by blahblahblah1800 July 4, 2010
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Robert E.

An individual who stands out from the crowd with his terrible Dad or pun jokes. He can be heard with his distinct Asthma infused seizure animal call which sounds his habitat in a high pitched decibel, an alternative "nose laugh" may be heard in rare cases. A Robert E. or a Robertus Abusmaximus is a rather large creature that walks on its 2's and is by default muscular and very athletic, defined by its very strong abdominal strength and vascular biceps.

A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.

The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.
e.g.

Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"

Audience "No"

Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"

Robert E. "haha good one me"
by injct7retardawannaz December 3, 2013
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robert fortson

Thin layer of penis skin surrounding the shaft.
Baby I love when you lick my Robert fortson
by Guywithgun July 3, 2014
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