Distraction Rectangle

A term for a device that can distract you that is also in the shape of a rectangle.

John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.

by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022

Oculus rectulus

It's when your eyesight and vision collide with your asshole and you have a real shity outlook on life

Your girlfriend leaves you your house burns down and instead of being positive yeah Oculus rectulus cuz you have to start all over

by GlitchKing68 May 4, 2022

Radio rental

Mental. Mentally unstable. From London (Cockney) rhyming slang, from the name of a popular UK High Street shop (Radio Rentals) from which TV and radio appliances could be rented.

That guy has flipped his lid - I mean he has gone totally radio rental.

by Offramp_t November 9, 2022

Organ Recital

When two or more, generally old, people spend an hour or three, discussing painful, impaired, failing, or replaced organs and body parts.
Failing health is a common, overly long, sometimes competitive, topic for us old folk.

“Little Timmy suffered through his grandparents’ two hour organ recital.”
“I prefer to share my organ recital just with my doctor.”

by Captain Smokeblower May 6, 2023

green rectangles

Money. Cash. Guap. Currency.

told that bitch I’m finna get some green rectangles tn cuz I can’t hang with her

by above average sneakerhead July 5, 2023

Too recalcitrant

Probably the exact justification they used to seize Paris Hilton against her will where she was raped repeatedly. You know, I bet.... You know what? I'm not going to say it. I'll save it for later.

Hym "Call me too recalcitrant but whatever you use to try and punish me WILL INEVITABLY be used against you by the people you would least want to have control of it. Just like MY A.I. being used to commit genocide in the gaza strip. It isn't a choice between the people you want to have contril of it and the people you don't. It's a choice between me and someone worse..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

Narcissistic retaliation

A specific type of retaliation from a narcissistic person for exposing them, ignoring them, going no contact, simply saying no, thereby triggering their narcissistic tendencies etc. The narcissistic person may engage in a a smear campaign, stonewalling or even a physical attack in retaliation.

Jane engaged in narcissistic retaliation.When john tried to expose her.

by on March 1, 2025