shit pork

Where you shove your finger up yout arshole and the put it in you japseye then pull it out and like your finger

Have you tried this shit pork

by Jim shit pork May 4, 2018

General Pork

Keanu, he eats lots of food

Man 1: twust that general pork guy is a fat bastard
Man2: innit twust Mcdonalds sold out for the first time because of him

by the biggest bird 69 April 24, 2023

Porking

When you elegantly stroke your meat to images of John pork

I saw my friend porking it in the science classroom

by Buttmoobs August 11, 2024

John Pork Crashout

A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.

I keep seeing edits of John Pork Crashout's in Fortnite.

by ku1a5 December 20, 2024

car pork

A very annoying girl

Wow, that car pork is so annoying

by Wooooooooooooooooow ugh May 7, 2018

porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

.............

Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

Pork Shovelling

Adjective: A word used to describe the aftermath and mess of a large party, which has been caused by the DICKs in the year above.

Origin: A party in a Norfolk Based farm featured a large Hog roast, which instead of being eaten, was used as ammunition in a battle, to see who had overdosed on testosterone the most. In the morning, lumps of cold pork had to be shovelled into bin bags.

Also, the act of Pork Shovelling can be used to describe acts of hardcore sexual acts, involving pork.

My My! This has turned out to be a real Pork Shovelling party! I feel sorry for the host!

Hey, we have been going out for some time now, and I think we should make it special... I got some pork in the shed... Yes, i want to pork shovel with you

by norfolkinchance June 29, 2010