Man Poon

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.

Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.

by The Stiffis February 26, 2010

K poon

this is a move invented in the town of gisborne. This is when you take a shit on the toilet seat instead of inside the bowl.

Adam connolly did a k poon while doing pushups

by Adam connolly May 21, 2009

poon raider

to fully understand the definition of poon raider,you must understand these two words;
poonaniwich means VAGINA
and raiderwich is just derived from tomb raider
now that you understand that, you should understand this word. you can also get a certificate that means you are a certified poon raider.

Wow, that guy is such a poon raider,i would look up to him.
that guy has a special certificate. he must be a certified poon raider.or,
hey baby,Thats right im a certified POON RAIDER get ready for some poon raiding!!

go have fun and raid those poons

by fssdfhbgj December 7, 2006

poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.

"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."

by Brazzle Magazzle May 18, 2006

Poon shredder

A simply magnificent man who destroys the pussy and is looked up to by everyone

"Jimmy is a real poon shredder, bro"

by Aman13 December 9, 2013

Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.

1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"

by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013

Poon Spoon

your cock

I was hanging out with Kim last night, she finally let me dip the Poon Spoon in!

by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018