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banjo player

It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.
Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady

Later that day....

Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.
by Tom July 9, 2004
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Prosu Player

Pronounced: Poo-roh-soo Play-ahh
The origins of the word comes from the combination of the words gosu(skilled) and pro(professional)

An e-Warrior who plays people who try to play him or her.
Prosu players exhibit skills in FPS, RTS, MMO's.

It is often said that once, every hundred years, a new prosu player is born into this world, they are indeed rare.

Prosu Players are commonly found hiding behind bushes and trees, ready to ambush an unsuspecting victim.

People often wonder why Prosu Players who are so Prosu.

Prosu Players often lawls at their victim's corpses.

You can tell where a Prosu Player has been by the path of destruction that follows them - usually littered with various corpses with chat bubbles on them with either the words "wtf" or "wow". Sometimes even a combination of the two.

The true purpose of the Prosu Player is to find the holy grail, aka the epic lulz.
Example 1:
"WTF!!! We just got rolled >.<"
"Duh, what did you expect? We were up against Prosu Players."

Example 2:
Timmy: OMG my group just got zerged hella bad
Rob: Wow, they came out of no where, there were too many!!1!
Billy: .... There were just two of them...
Timmy: Uhhh, well they must've been Prosu Players then!
Billy: OH $H!T! Prosu Players? No wonder! You got off lucky then.
by A. Kyuzo September 15, 2007
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Asian Player

This is a person of Asian decent that you happen to find very attractive (and you aren't the only one), who you pursue and end up in a "relationship" with. He/she secretly finds himself/herself to be "hot shit" and something of a god/goddess.

He/she then dumps your ass, by either just not saying anything or "text dumping" you, leaving you confused and hurt. The entire time you thought something was real when really he/she was just "playing" you. For whatever reason he/she loses interest...and you're fucked.
"Miko is such an Asian Player, that hoe sleeps with my room mate then text dumps me an hour later. FML."

"Taka was the BIGGEST Asian Player. We hookup and he does all this nice shit for me then a few weeks later I find out he was going to all these clubs and talking to other girls! I need to cure my yellow fever. Damn."
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Genshin Impact Players

People who need to touch grass. Inhale grass, live with the grass.
Person 1: Did you see the new banner that came out for Hu Tao in Genshin?!?!?!
Person 2: welp I guess i'm not eating for the week
Person 3: Genshin Impact players really need to touch grass, please inhale it
by heymanouranallstarshrek September 30, 2021
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Female Hockey Player

A girl who participates competitively in a violent sport that was designed for men. Usually very butch or super slutty. Hated by figure skaters around the world. Very athletic with strong endurance.
"That girl dancing like a man must be a female hockey player"
by ilove2skate March 5, 2009
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Player X³

Someone who is Juffalo, a faggot, a Femi-Fan all in one. He is also in the closet and claims to be the Man of Rage, when he's actually the Man of Butt-packing and claims to be a Maggot when it's actually "Faggot", he is a lifeless bitch who does nothing but post at Feminem.com and use useless threats towards people. He considers his girlfriends that are infact transexuals "Girlfriends". A Straight up bitch!!!
Dude, he's nothing but a Player X³, what a bitch!!

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by Juffalo Killa May 4, 2004
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Fat Football Player

This is a fat football player who is fat, bad at football, and most of all fat. He is also bad in bed with women and has not usage to society at all.
by Kevin Wild Wild West July 12, 2006
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