get off my planet

a nicer way of telling someone "get lost and leave me alone"

mom: David, go do your homeowrk,

David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.

mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic

by Sexydimma February 7, 2020

snakes-on-a-plane

adj. ridiculously over-exposed before it even actually exists or is availible because of self-perpetuating blog hype; likely to be completely passe by the time anyone can actually see/hear/try it

Howard Dean's presidential campaign was even more snakes-on-a-plane that that damn Arctic Monkeys album.

by jamie p June 26, 2006

planet zorton

where all bipolar professors call home

Senora Kramer hails from planet zorton

by giovanna March 2, 2004

Planet McCleish

Getting so drunk that you pull out your credit card when the doorman at a bar asks for your ID. Being so wasted that you use a potato chip bag as a pillow after playing six straight games of beerpong.

did you see Steve the other night? he was on Planet McCleish!

by Jonathon Goodro May 5, 2008

plans whore

someone who feels the need to have a string of plans made with people one after the other, usually on weekends or vacations.

rob: tonight i'm hanging out with alan, then tomorrow i'm going to a concert with kelly, and on sunday i'm going shopping with tom and mary!

me: you're such a plans whore.

by rowanneee March 29, 2009

"planet"

a celestial body that is too small to be considered a planet by the little people on earth that like to refer to themselves as "astronomers" but still referred to by most people on earth as a planet

According to asstronomers; Jupiter is a planet, Pluto is a "planet"

by pixelfairy April 10, 2009

plankspanker

a guitar player

- That plankspanker is awesome, dude!
- Yes, no one can handle a six-string like my guitar hero (add name of your choice...)!

by plankspanker February 23, 2009