ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

Ping Pong

Where 2 guys play with each other's nutsack

"Dude, go play ping pong with Mikey and leave me alone since you guys are familiar with it so much"

by latrelljennings January 4, 2023

Ping Pong

A person that is severely mentally challenged in common sense.

Joe: hey Brad, Gary just said that 4x4 is the same as AWD
Brad: What a Ping Pong

by Pickle Wall March 26, 2023

Pyong-Pong

Pyongpong is a drinking game based on the glorious Kim Jong Dynasty:

-2x ping jong un (nominated one per team) - can't lose others must drink on behalf
-Shots between gaps of cups is a drink
-1 per player - Rodman Rule - normal beer pong score is a drink (1 per person)
-DMZ can't be crossed by player otherwise a punishment TBC
-UN - Nominated judge
-1 per team - Chinese support - two balls per throw

-Losing team does nuke shot (drink TBC by winning team with hot source)
-3 per team

-All cups must be named after US, Japanese, South Korean cities

Hey man, shall we play some beer pong?

Nah bro none of that western shit, let’s play Pyong-Pong
Yeah bro, down with the West!

by Ping Jong Mong March 30, 2023

Ping pong driver

On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.

That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!

by namelessfreewaydriver September 29, 2023

Ping Pong

An Korean slang term for lovers quarrel or two people in a relationship arguing

"I don't wanna play this ping pong"

by Miyuki_macaroon October 22, 2023

Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.

“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy”

by Interested observer October 31, 2023