pecker flea

a pecker flea is a male or female who is always on your dick. you know one of them fucks who just won't leave you alone

god damn it! that fucking guy was being such a fuckin pecker flea i just wanted to fuckin murder his ass

by uncle ruckess July 27, 2009

Pecker Pillow

A wad of toilet paper you place on the edge of the toilet seat in a public restroom that you rest your pecker on so it doesn't rub all over the missed urine, feces, and other "elements" that cover the toilet seat.

That toilet seat was gross, I though I'd catch something If I let my dick touch it.

Should have used a pecker pillow.

by Josh the canadian August 3, 2010

picket fence teeth

A large space/gap between every tooth, so that it resembles the spaces in a picket fence.

She doesn't have a smile like Lauren Hutton, she's got picket fence teeth!

by emilyethel June 11, 2014

pecker belly

A slight paunch on the midriff of an otherwise fit young woman. Some find it a detractor.

I couldn't save it...I blew it all over her PECKER BELLY.

by Ma Wei May 29, 2016

Peckerwood tree

A smooth skinned tree that grows stubby knotty branches that look like peckers.

If your wood supply is down Bob, you should get up to the Peckerwood tree. It's up over the hill.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017

pecker track flag

A pecker track flag is a face towel or rag flown an automobile antenna after an amorous encounter in a car.

Steve let everyone know he got it by flying a pecker track flag on his antenna.

by Angel of the Morning January 16, 2021

Just picked up

saying that you have just bought some weed

Yo bro i just picked up

aight sick we need to kick it this week

by Tblumps January 2, 2011