Papa Finger

The act of fingering yourself while saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again

I'm gonna papa finger myself with a beer tonight.

by Benjiebooce July 7, 2017

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Papa Edge

Father of edging. Sneaks in at night while you sleep and administers a 7 skibiditoilet long edge sesh. Good edgees will not produce a wet dream. Naughty edgees will produce a wet dream or plural; wet dri.

Tony: Hey man! Papa Edge visit you last night?
Richard: No man you know me I’m the soaking type.

by Tim3454 December 28, 2023

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Papa Smurf

The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.

“I’m heading out to the market to get me a tub of blueberries to Papa Smurf you tonight!”

by My Papa Smurf February 25, 2023

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Papa smurf

A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!

I wanted a fuckboy but I got a papa smurf. What a disappointment!

by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023

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papa muey

Papa Muey is an absolute Chad of a person. He runs a shop that has anything you could ever think of. Ask if you may: does he have a Turtle Hermit GI? He sure does; does he have a lightsaber? He sure does; does he have a Bugatti? Oh-ho, he sure does. He sells anything and everything.

Jim: Yo, you want to buy some dildos and vibrators and shit?

Johnson: Ay-yo? Bro, where the fuck is you gon find that at?

Jim: Papa Muey has everything we can ever imagine!

Johnson: Got dayum! Just thinking about him makes my penis drool.

Jim: Hell yeah!

by Papa Muey February 7, 2023

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