White Ghetto

An apartment complex where the white residents occupying the units do not consider it a ghetto, but in fact their perceptions are grossly wrong. Specific details include: light beige wall to wall carpeting, cottage cheese on the ceiling, drywall, and lightweight doors. Real Estate Developers usually rent these dwellings to persons who never suspect it to be the shiney, sparkling, new sterile slums that they truly are.

They thought they were living in high end housing, but it was really just the White Ghetto.

by Lucius Kreagleman October 14, 2009

Ghetto fridge

A metal trash can filled with snow.

We kept the beer cold in the ghetto fridge until the party started.

by Smoov B August 10, 2005

ghetto matching

When you wear a whole bunch of the same color, all at once. Sometimes a gang thing.

Shoot! Yellow sneakers, yellow polo, and a yellow du-rag. You are ghetto matching!

by GullibleZine January 08, 2007

Ghetto Flakes

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.

Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

ghetto chicken

The urbanized bird (pigeon) often found frequently in the city as chickens are found in the country.

Hobos Eat Ghetto chickens.

I saw a ghetto chicken sleeping on the ledge at school so I pegged it in the face with a piece of stale cafeteria bread. I fell off the ledge and busted his face on the pavement below.

LAWLZ!

by [eXo] February 20, 2008

Ghetto stylus

A ghetto stylus is when you have a touchscreen device without its stylus, so you use a pencil or pen or any other object with a point in its place.

"Yo man, check out my sweet new phone. I lost the stylus though so I have to use this pen as a ghetto stylus."

by Gunface January 19, 2008

Ghetto Elk

A pack of wild dogs.

Romeo ran as fast as he could as a pack of Ghetto elk chased him.

by Leon February 27, 2003