When you take a dump, and after you finish flushing and washing your hands, you realize you have to take another.
If you eat dinner, wait a few minutes, and eat dessert, you could have a daily double on your hands.
by Tikibarberfan August 11, 2010
when a girl is so ugly that you put and bag on her head and your head incase the bag on her head breaks or falls off.
by t-bag ur face April 02, 2010
If you're both too ugly to curse this world with a bilateral product, you should be doing it double dutch.
by pariah September 10, 2003
Almost like the truth, but when you speak double sarcastically, the person you are referring to assumes you are kidding because you tell the truth with a sarcastic tone.
Playing basketball, your teammate misses shots repeatedly.
"Wow, you're horrible."
The teammate then picks up the sarcasm and assumes they are the opposite, yet they know they are failing. Confusion sets in, and Double Sarcasm strikes again.
"Wow, you're horrible."
The teammate then picks up the sarcasm and assumes they are the opposite, yet they know they are failing. Confusion sets in, and Double Sarcasm strikes again.
by pG aNcient April 22, 2009
A two-handed hand-job that is performed using large quantities of lube (I.E. KY or saliva), and definitely both hands. To do the double dragon, the giver must be using the left and right hands to twist and slide up and down the shaft, while the receiver makes thrusting motions, and the hands must be locked together and work as a double dragon sliding up and down the cock, while rotating around and sliding up and down vigorously. Often results in massive splooge.
Me and Marie went to 7/11 where I bought some lube and she gave me the ultimate 'Double Dragon' around back.
by omgwtfbbq22 August 11, 2007
Putting two rubbers on your cock before fucking a dirty whore (if you don't want any of the bitch's diseases)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2008
A sexual position in which a man titty fucks a woman that is lactating. The pressure placed on the breasts causes the milk to shoot out for added lubrication and the semen shooting out of the penis produce a dual-action formula....hence the double latte.
Penelope and I made a double latte last night. I milked her titties when I titty fucked her and she milked my cock to make enough white frosting on her tits for a few cupcakes.
by Pacos Bill March 04, 2008