tap it and cap it

to have sex with a girl then promptly blow her brains out. (after busting that nut of course).

Frank: You hear about that dead bitch in the papers?

Teddy: oh yeah, jennifer right? she was at that party.

Frank: what can I say man, tap it and cap it.

by the mongler September 04, 2008

Bull Tap

A bull tap is when one of the participants of anal sex is shat on while in the anus; thus with feces on the penis you tap lightly on the others nose.

shit on the cock and get a bull tap.

by Fedking October 07, 2010

Dick Tap

A handshake where two dicks tap in a none homo way. Often with pants on and on occasions in boxers.

Brendan and Brandon did a Dick Tap like a Flex Ass.

by MetalBiwee April 15, 2011

Wrap and Tap

When a woman Wraps her hands with so much toilet paper just to Tap her vag after she pees in order to prevent any pee to hand contact.

Hey Bob, does your girl Wrap and Tap? Yeah, God forbid she gets a little pee on her damn hand!!

by wizkid53 June 04, 2013

dino tap

dino tap is when you get hurt but it is in a wierd place

you walk into a wall and hit you arm and you say shit that was a dino tap

by joe April 08, 2005

spinal tap

when fucking a dry scratchy asshole with no lube, wrap one arm around the girl and brace the other arm across her back. Quickly jerk the arms together breaking her spine in two all while breaking the skin so that her spinal fluid leaks down the small of her back into her ass, thus giving you lube to wet up her dry butthole

this girls ass was so dry and i forgot to bring my lube, so i gave her a spinal tap and her spinal fluid worked like magic!

by ?... October 22, 2007

spinal tap

The act of pressing together your love partner's shoulder blades, and then having sex with the new crevice. To titie fuck someones back, essintially.

I don't know why, but for some reason I had to spinal tap that bitches shoulder blades.

by rotchca June 08, 2006