my ex

a mother fucking shitty ass selfish, arrogant, self-centered, life ruining, musty, crusty, rusty, and dusty bitch as whore

Friend: isnt that your ex, matthew
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion

by yourr_done November 12, 2021

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someone who used to be your partner but became the biggest asshole around

my ex is a little shit who thinks shes ubove everyone and lies about everything

by i hate my ex September 08, 2023

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My Jordan

A word who replaces the nword, if you use this, u’re automatically racist.

by Onikaqueenofrap April 03, 2021

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You friend or homie, your good friend, someone that's always there for you

by Drpepper2111 July 30, 2015

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Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

by Ninaleven June 29, 2023

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A phrase that Philip Schofield put on twitter, was mentioned in the chris moyels show, and has recently become a national crazy.

"Hey dude, you played brilliantly!"
"Well, that's my hedge."

by dotlukas February 07, 2009

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The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

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