scooby crack

i fucking delicios snack that when crumbled you can snort it HELL YES

yo wassup homie
wassup
you wanna get some scooby crack

by dankTDM March 9, 2017

Crack surfer

A person who peeks through the cracks around the toilet stall doors.

Wilfredo said hi to me when I was sitting on the can. He must be a crack Surfer

by Sackitch May 25, 2016

cracked actor

when you want to have sex with David Bowie and just wish you was his wife but you can´t because he is dead and was married to Man

I really feel like an cracked actor lately

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 7, 2019

crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.

"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."

by Kickernoc September 6, 2014

Pleasure Crack

The female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

Man, that girls pleasure crack was waarrmm!

by Sexy Blue January 17, 2008

crack to sacks

The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.

Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.

by Matt Bailey July 28, 2007

Ham Crack

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018