hoop nuts

Having sweaty, smelly balls or nuts because of a unbearably warm temperature. As if you were playing basketball or hooping for hours.

It was hot as hell in that house. I think I may have a case of hoop nuts.

by Ryan Swanson June 13, 2007

Nigga Nuts

Big black testicles that are huge and round. They are moist and Meaty.

“Jamal has big round nigga nuts.”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

nut muncher

One who munches on nuts

That bitch is a hardcore nut muncher.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

get a nut

To have an orgasm

After dinner I'll take her to my place and get a nut.

by JungleBootie January 5, 2012

nuts in a vice

arises when one realises they are fucked in a situation and they have no way to get out
- the said vice is unbreakable by any attempts to wile out of said situation

S: what do you mean the philosophy midterm is today?
M: it looks like your nuts are in a vice

by pax cicero May 13, 2005

Nut Rider

A person who sucks up to a cooler person.

Someone who says, "Boy golly! You are so cool! You are God!" would be a nut rider.

by John Shaman May 12, 2008

Swamp Nut

When your testicles stick to the side of your leg because it is so humid outside.

I got swamp but like a motherfucker!

by Steve March 1, 2005