Ring of Fire

Haviing anal sex, using a condom covered in BenGay or Icy Hot, with a former partner that has cheated on you. After ejaculation you slap them in the face with the condom, and tell them to leave.

My Ex-girlfriend came back the other night, so i gave her the ring of fire, and told that bitch to leave.

by Mike January 25, 2005

Fire cracker

Something to throw at people

Tom threw a fire cracker at me yesterday!

by SAVAGE 1624 January 30, 2017

Rapid Fire

A term used to describe when a mother or girlfriend asks you a million questions or gives numerous commands in a row when you just walk in the door from work, school, etc.

Very typical for italian mothers or girlfriends.

Mother: Hi, what would you like for dinner? Pasta or chicken? Where were you? Why did you take so long? Is it cold outside? Is it sunny? Where were you again? Why didn't you answer the phone?

Person: uhh...

Mother: Well were having pasta. Wake dad up please! Go upstairs and change, I don't want you wearing your dress pants at the table. Hang up your clothes!

Person: Ma' your going rapid fire, relax and count to ten

by Ambrogio February 16, 2010

Ass Fire

A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.

After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."

by thomasg1 April 28, 2009

Fire River

A painful urination, likely caused a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Oh man, I just peed a fire river!

by MasterOfOrion March 26, 2013

Fire fisting

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina or anus after rubbing hands with hot sauce or the juice of a hot pepper.

She wanted some hot sexy action but didn't expect hot fire fisting.

by snowpocalypse9 September 18, 2016

fire jeans

Fire jeans is a term coined in early 2017 and is a way of complimenting someone's jeans or booty.

His booty looks hot he must be wearing those fire jeans.

by vsand May 16, 2017