Media Bang

The moment when tons of people decide to start a conversation with you at the same time via text/phone call/instant messaging/Facebook chat/email, etc.

It's like getting gang-banged, but with messages.

Friend on AIM: Wanna get lunch?
Facebook acquaintance you never talk to: Heeyyyy what's up?
Your mom's text: CN U HELP 2 WALK DOG? XOXO :)
Phone call: Dude, where are you?
You: Getting media banged.

by primetimeofyourlife December 5, 2010

Two Bang

The art of knocking a person or animal unconscious in just two hits.

"Did you see mike get well pissed off with that hater?"
"yeah he gave him the two bang."

by The Chip May 30, 2011

Hang/bang

The act of hanging out with a bitch and as a result you bang her.

Did you hang/bang that chick?

Why yes. Yes I did in fact hang/bang her.

by The Rawdogger July 17, 2016

bang chan

A fine ass australian-korean man with a fatty and dimples that kill 🍑🍑. He is programmed to steal your heart within the first sight and he constantly reminds stays that he is kpops best group leader. amen, period, full-stop, welcome to my ted, talk fight me.

“I’m inlove with bang chan and his fat juicy caboose”

by dimplelovernessa February 25, 2022

blockbuster and bang

Like Netflix and Chill, but for the early 2000s. The act of renting a movie/show from Blockbuster, and having it play on the background during sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: yo dude ima bout to blockbuster and bang with mah girl
Guy 2: doooooooope

by Alfonzo June 15, 2016

bang mattress

When your mum buys you a mattress, but you use it for banging

That bang mattress is tight!

by bangmattress March 12, 2016

Party Banging

A method used by a "nice guy" using a party setting to get drunk and get in some girls who in the morning will think you did it because you felt pressured due to the party setting and the booze, thus your "nice guy" rep remains intact.

An effective technique to maintain your "nice guy" status while tearing through a crazy boy-band amount of ass without being labelled a "player".

Does not work for girls, that is still slutty.

Mike didnt want to ruin his nice guy image so he did some party banging last weekend with a couple girls and his rep is intact.

by Jim201011 November 6, 2010