The coolest of the cool. Like if The Fonz and a freezer had a
child in Antarctica.
-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.
-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)
--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for
9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy
baby, and then put sunglasses on that
baby...
...that
baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'
"You just got your dream job?!?! Stove-top nasty."
"That live
Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."
"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"
"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren'
t."
"It's all stove-top nasty,
nigga"
"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."
