Muscle bucket

A large, cavernous and gaping anus following vigorous and prolonged anal intercourse with large objects and/or fists. The term is sometimes erroneously used in conjunction with a large or slack vagina (see Wizard's sleeve).

'Wow Dave, that was one hell of a fisting session. However I do appear to have lost my watch in your muscle bucket!'

by Axletramp September 24, 2009

coat muncher

Someone who is so far in the closet, the bedroom closet won't let him in. He has to do all his homosexual activities in the hallway coat closet.

I don't even know if he knows he's gay. He's a total coat muncher.

by nick1644 January 9, 2009

Cud-muncher

lesbian. (one who eats from the bushy plate)

Ellen Degeneres= Cud-muncher.

by angry bry March 5, 2009

xbox muscles

Someone who tries to talk trash on xbox, when in real life they are either a small kid or a fat-ass who can't back up what they say.

Random Player 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll find out where you live and beat your ass!"

Random Player 2: "Whatever man quite using those xbox muscles, we all know you're just a radio rambo and won't do shit."

by Smazztastic December 2, 2010

Cotton Muncher

A person who enjoys performing oral sex on considerably older women. The term "cotton" refers to pubic hair whitened with age.

Jim: "Why does Ted date little old ladies?"

Eddie: "I've heard he's quite the cotton muncher..."

by theaterqueen August 14, 2011

Bacon muncher

An individual with an odd fetish for performing oral sex on obese ladiessss (BMI over 35).

"Gary's going to Lane Bryant to look for prospective bacon munching opportunities." (verb use)

"Did you see the girl that Gary is grinding up against? Dude is a total bacon muncher." (noun use)

"If bacon munching were an Olympic sport, Gary would take home the gold." (gerund use)

by Not Gary September 5, 2012

Bunny Muncher

A felmale that gives a blow job, has bunny like teeth and swallows.

That bunny muncher was such a turn on,

by thelastgroundhog May 23, 2013