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Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything.
by K.L.A October 30, 2020
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Mud Smears

Whenever you see the marks of someone's feces on an object. This includes walls, floors, and ceilings, And you don't know how it got there.
This word is used in this matter, because no one would like to hear, "I Have Poop all over me!".
Sam: My Son had Mud Smears all over his shirt when I came back from work!

Don: Disgusting!
by Join Free November 26, 2016
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Mud Rugs

It's just like beef curtains. However, mud rugs come from excessive masterbation with huge dildos or big black cocks. What ever your choice. When the labia stretches due to all the vigorous movement. It's beef curtains, times 2!!
Sally fucked her pussy with a huge dildo. That dildo stretch her lips into some mud rugs. You could stomp your bots all over.
by Munkmunk21 September 2, 2017
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Mud Noodling

The act of sticking your fist up a girls ass as you stick your penis inside her vagina and then proceeding to jerk yourself off through the thin skin dividing her poop shoot and pussy.
Dude, last night my step-mom said if I finished my homework on time I could do whatever I wanted that evening, so I took her mud noodling
by SśS January 30, 2019
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Mud-Suprise

A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat
OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
by An obivious cuck April 9, 2017
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mud demon

Referring to take a massive shit
Hey sorry for the late reply man I was just unleashing a Mud Demon
by poonhound9921013 August 3, 2018
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Mud Muff

When you fuck a girl reverse cowgirl in her ass, after she got drunk and ate too much Taco Bell, then she diarrhea’s all over your pubes and cock
Sarah puked on my feet right after she gave me a mud muff
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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